For those of you who have had the great misfortune to not have attended one of our shows, one of the gimmicks, er, I mean highlights, is announcing "Table No. 1". The Trophy is named after our original singer, Jackie "Do You Mind if I Take My Time" Pittman, who started the idea of having a Table No. 1. This designation is assigned to the table who makes the most noise, dances the most, and generally shows the most enthusiasm in the first set. The winner is determined through rigorous empirical analysis and a series of complex mathematical equations, (too numerous and complicated to be explained here), performed by the only human known to be able to understand the process in it's entirety, our soundman, Mandingo. After the winner has been determined, the trophy is awarded and delivered full of 6 beers, iced down and ready for enjoyment. Although you can't take the trophy home with you, winning it will get your picture on this page, making you the envy of all your friends and, rumor has it, lead to an increase in wealth, reversal of hair loss, weight reduction, and other non-quantitative yet generally positive effects on the quality of your life.
So come on out and see us and maybe you too can be the proud recipient of.....
The Pittman Memorial Trophy
June 23rd at The Landing, South Bend, IN.
June 24th at The Riverfront Cafe, Niles, MI.
(Just for the record, they got ice cream instead of beer)
August 26th at The Landing, South Bend, IN
September 1st at Simeri's, South Bend, IN
